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What the heck!

Thu, 18 Dec 2003 04:22:53 GMT

Well, I guess I may as well update my journal... it's only been a year! If anyone is curious what I have been up to just ask....

Sat, 28 Dec 2002 21:16:51 GMT

Lyrics:

Candy's nineteen, she goes to college in Kansas
She don't care about football or fraternity dances
Don't care about her classes or the bad marks she gets
Spends all her time on the internet
Money's tight yeah she' on an allowance
So she bought a little camera put it up in the shower
Logged on to see you/see me and there it was

Everybody wants a piece of Candy
Everybody wants a piece of Candy now
Demand was so high she got six more cameras
Now you got Candy from every angle
Painting her nails on the edge of her bed
And fakin' with her boyfriend when he's givin' her head yeah
A thousand hits a day, she didn't know who her fans are
A few short weeks and she's a chat room superstar
Old men loggin' hard and fast
Just to get a little peek at Candy's --

Money rolled in, it was good for a while
Then it got kinda freaky you know
Crampin' her style
Everybody stared when she's out on the street
Then her boyfriend split 'cause he couldn't take the heat
She started finding wierd shit left in her mailbox
Little Barbie dolls with their little Barbie heads cut off
Too much too soon - but there it was

Everybody wants a piece of Candy now

Pretty soon the freaks they're all tryin' to find her
They're not just fans man, they're subscribers
They hid in her bushes and out at her fence
Tryin' to get a little piece of Candy in the flesh
Lock the doors and black the windows
Take down the cameras and put 'em where the trash goes
A little late that she figured it out
Candy starved to death 'cause
She wouldn't leave the house

Everybody wants a piece of Candy
Everybody wants a piece of Candy now

Rock On

Sun, 22 Dec 2002 23:23:50 GMT

Which cartoon character are you?? Find out @ blackhole

Well

Wed, 04 Dec 2002 06:35:31 GMT

Its still here..... If a journal doesn't get posted to... does it really matter? or make a sound?

Wow, this account is still alive

Fri, 19 Apr 2002 06:10:33 GMT

And I even have like 4 friends... lucky me!

Drunk?

Thu, 21 Mar 2002 06:27:14 GMT

What kind of drunk are you?

Whoaaaa!!

Sun, 10 Jun 2001 08:44:04 GMT

I almost forgot I have a "LJ". Considering on how many freaks are putting their pets on LiveJournal, I guess I should keep the world up-to-date on this humans activities. I guess it would help if I did events worth talking about. Maybe I should make a pet journal so I can have something to post about it in this journal. The bigger question is tho, if I write it and nobody really reads it, does it make an entry? :)