urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeffe Jeffe Jeffe 2003-12-18T04:22:53Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeffe:4641 2003-12-18T04:22:53Z 2003-12-18T04:22:53Z Natalie Imbruglia Well, I guess I may as well update my journal... it's only been a year! If anyone is curious what I have been up to just ask.... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeffe:4485 2002-12-28T21:16:51Z 2002-12-28T21:16:51Z 58 - Piece of Candy Lyrics:<br /><br />Candy's nineteen, she goes to college in Kansas<br />She don't care about football or fraternity dances<br />Don't care about her classes or the bad marks she gets<br />Spends all her time on the internet<br />Money's tight yeah she' on an allowance<br />So she bought a little camera put it up in the shower<br />Logged on to see you/see me and there it was<br /><br />Everybody wants a piece of Candy<br />Everybody wants a piece of Candy now<br />Demand was so high she got six more cameras<br />Now you got Candy from every angle<br />Painting her nails on the edge of her bed<br />And fakin' with her boyfriend when he's givin' her head yeah<br />A thousand hits a day, she didn't know who her fans are<br />A few short weeks and she's a chat room superstar<br />Old men loggin' hard and fast<br />Just to get a little peek at Candy's --<br /><br />Money rolled in, it was good for a while<br />Then it got kinda freaky you know<br />Crampin' her style<br />Everybody stared when she's out on the street<br />Then her boyfriend split 'cause he couldn't take the heat<br />She started finding wierd shit left in her mailbox<br />Little Barbie dolls with their little Barbie heads cut off<br />Too much too soon - but there it was<br /><br />Everybody wants a piece of Candy now<br /><br />Pretty soon the freaks they're all tryin' to find her<br />They're not just fans man, they're subscribers<br />They hid in her bushes and out at her fence<br />Tryin' to get a little piece of Candy in the flesh<br />Lock the doors and black the windows<br />Take down the cameras and put 'em where the trash goes<br />A little late that she figured it out<br />Candy starved to death 'cause<br />She wouldn't leave the house<br /><br />Everybody wants a piece of Candy<br />Everybody wants a piece of Candy now urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeffe:4229 2002-12-22T23:23:50Z 2002-12-22T23:23:50Z Enigma <a href="http://www.liquid2k.com/ethan_sucks/quiz1/quiz1.htm"><img border="0" src="http://www.liquid2k.com/ethan_sucks/quiz1/urbeavis.jpg"></a><br><font size="2"><a href="http://www.liquid2k.com/ethan_sucks/quiz1/quiz1.htm">Which cartoon character are you??</a> Find out @ <a href="http://www.liquid2k.com/ethan_sucks/quizzes.htm">blackhole</a></font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeffe:3856 2002-12-04T06:35:31Z 2002-12-04T06:35:31Z Its still here..... If a journal doesn't get posted to... does it really matter? or make a sound? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeffe:3594 2002-04-19T06:10:33Z 2002-04-19T06:10:33Z And I even have like 4 friends... lucky me! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeffe:3270 2002-03-21T06:27:14Z 2002-03-21T06:27:14Z <img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/philosophical.jpg" width="300" height="180"><br><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/">What kind of drunk are <i>you</i>?</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jeffe:2386 2001-06-10T08:44:04Z 2001-06-10T08:44:04Z Ozzie dammit! I almost forgot I have a "LJ". Considering on how many freaks are putting their pets on LiveJournal, I guess I should keep the world up-to-date on this humans activities. I guess it would help if I did events worth talking about. Maybe I should make a pet journal so I can have something to post about it in this journal. The bigger question is tho, if I write it and nobody really reads it, does it make an entry? :)